Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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