Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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