I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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