Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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