yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up under a house in Key West
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