she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is wine microwaveable?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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