i don't like sucking hair
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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