i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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