Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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