Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
tell me about the eggs
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