He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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