Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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