What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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