i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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