He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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