so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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