I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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