all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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