hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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