..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
