Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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