Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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