My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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