how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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