I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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