i just wanna soil my oats bro
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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