OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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