this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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