OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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