I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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