Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I deserve this hangover.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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