I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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