I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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