actually, I'm a sock model
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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