What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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