yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
