If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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