You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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