Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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