ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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