Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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