There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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