i just had sex bonerless
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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