He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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