Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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