You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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