i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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