What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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