just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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