If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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